thatfunnyblog: when you suddenly sneeze really hard out of nowhere Funny Stuff you like?
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
directionwh0re: let’s take a moment to appreciate this picture: beanie tattoos white scoop neck shirt black jeans vans A FUCKING SKATEBOARD please either start a punk band or cover a punk rock song.
letsrevitup: thelittleboxicallmymind: letsrevitup: I decided I needed to prank my sister, so I Misha’d her one direction poster: It fits perfectly (note: it’s stuck with a post-it so she can easily take it off and not damage the poster) *Edit* She’s home and has been to her room but I don’t think she’s noticed yet. Misha is still on there. You don’t even know how happy this makes...
illustratedshadows: do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the fuck did nobody punch me in the face
defractured: 66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back...
laugh-addict: EXPECTATION: REALITY:
How I will seduce my bestfriend
the-awesomepossum: the-awesomepossum: It’s quite simple actually. I’ll just give her a valentines day card and it’ll all fall into place I mean … we’ll be naked. IT WORKED
breffski: merrycloud: breffski: breffski: do you ever look at someone attractive and just i swear if you fuckers bring this back a 3rd time i will personally thrust venus into ur anus thrust venus into uranus?
sodamnrelatable: Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA.. I can’t sleep because I have INTERNET CONNECTION.
gallifrey-feels: pingustolemysanity: fake-mermaid: u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us They’ll probably find this post in a decade or two and think its from one of them. this is from 2013 you little shits
stout-shako: when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
The awkward silent moment when your friends... →
sodamnrelatable: your friends like their parents are like You’re like I always laugh like hysterically.